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ow ow ow ow

68

Really Awkward Mornings

 
Accepting my woman's invite to come over and have anal sex.
as it turns out I was the recipient. The strapon was the size of my forearm
OH GOD WHYYYowow ow ow owthat's grossewi'm truley sorry for your lots

 
44

Accidental Pregnancies

 
being uncircumcised with boner unzipping pants before sex
getting foreskin caught in zipper and scaring away girl
ow ow ow owowthat's grossOW MY DICKWHAT THE FUCK WHYzippers are evilholy fucking owdid i mention ow?

 


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