cuffed and half naked in the back of a cop car while getting told that we are going to be charged with indecent exposure while i explain that we cant go to jail cuz our babysitter gets off at 11... dont have sex on a golf course.
Large cup of Hennesey mixed with fruit juice, a couple of shots, 2 Long Island Ice Teas in a club on gay night
Giving oral sex to a male dancer on the dance floor while my friend danced with him, getting kicked off of stage to make way for the real dancers, having one of the bartenders lick my nipples on the dance floor, and later ate me out in the bathroom. Someone opened the stall door and saw us, and the bartender was reprimanded for not being behind the bar.