Accepting a ride home from a friend after long night of drinking Coronas at a big party.
Went 4 wheeling, got truck stuck on railroad tracks, almost got shot by old man who didn't like being awakened at 3am at only house within miles, jogged 3 miles drunk to gas station, called my brother who wasn't home with my only quarter, called my parents collect to pick me up, barely found way back to truck only to find a train stopped just before hitting my friend and his truck.
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