PoorDecisions tagged as

doin' it with self

45

Shotgun Weddings

 
decided to make a move on two hot girls. they later came to my house to have crazy, wild sex
three some!! and jus wen i was about to finish on both of their faces...i woke up..with my pants wet :’(
hahahahadoin' it with selfthrees-HAHAHA NOPEtroll subconscious

 
13

Unnecessary MySQL Queries

 
Jacking off while on meds whose side effect is reducing libido
It took over an hour to get off and I pulled my back, it was killing me for two days. Stretch before you exercise, kids.
I'm really glad you put a comma at the end therelolsdumbassdoin' it with self

 
26

Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

 
Got really horny, so I went to the bathroom to watch porn on my phone and masturbate
My mom walking in on me because another phone had a call for me
lolsdoin' it with selfdumbasssuckerMOM I SWEAR ITS NOT PORNman you're popular

 
24

Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
decided to masturbate while on a 2 week dry spell because my girlfriend was out of state.
boom. headshot.
that's fucking grosslolsdoin' it with selfBOOM HEADHSOTthat's gross

 
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Life Goals Accomplished

 
Masterbating before bed
JIZZ IN MY MOUTH
how the fuck did that happendoin' it with selfdoin' it wrongsomething tells me you did that wrongyou got the song title wrong

 
24

Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

 
sat here thinking of an amazing decision/result that would get me the most likes on here
decided to just masturbate into a sock.. They were 100% cotton .
lolsdoin' it with self100% cotton.doin' it with laundryno post gets you Likes; no one uses the Like button cause you're all jerksI SHALL CREATE THE GREATEST SUBMISSION OF ALL TI- ah fuck it fapfapfapfap

 
61

your mom

 
trying to find my hearing aid to watch porn in the morning , decided to watch porn without it
my grandma walking in and catching me , turns out the volume was full blast
awkwaaaaaaardGRANDMA NOewthat's grossit;s funny cus it didn't happen to melolsdoin' it with selfporno on full blast

 
56

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
Decided to get an in-dash DVD player.
Got seen masturbating to porn while waiting for the lights by someone I work with.
lolsdumbasshahahahapalmela handersonNEW DVD PLAYER! FIRST TASK: PORN.doin' it with selfcareer decisionshopefully it was your bossmaybe it just looked like you were whacking off to a red light

 
48

your mom

 
Got a bunch of peyote from this guy in lieu of the money he owed me.
Got arrested for standing on my roof naked, masturbating, and screaming at the moon.
FUCK YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOONdoin' it with selfpeyotedrugslolsthis is amazingthe lawMY CHILDREN RAIN DOWN UPON YOUhahahahahahaFUCK YEAH

 


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