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never accept a free massage. your dick will be stolen.
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People Who Will Never Invite You Anywhere Ever Again
woman downtown asked me if i wanted a free back massage-- i said yes
after being groped for several minutes, i opened my eyes to discover that my dick disappeared
hahahahahaha
that's fucked up. seriously.
never accept a free massage. your dick will be stolen.