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Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

 
Went on a coffee date with this Albanian guy. He takes me downtown to this wierd coffee shop where he knows everyone, and they are all talking to each other in Albanian. He orders me an "Albanian coffee." It was so good I drank another and then another and then...
Turns out, one Albanian coffee has the caffeine of 7 large espressos. I had five. I literally haven't slept in 52 hours.
lolsCAFFEINEsleeping is for the weak anywayAWAKECANT SLEEP CLOWN'LL EAT ME

 
40

Milligrams of ROFLnol

 
Drank espresso spiked with cannabis-infused vodka of unknown strength, at 1 AM, while already sleep-deprived.
Discovered that this drug combination triggers in me both mild hallucinations AND not-so-mild paranoia. Also, spent 3 hours utterly terrified of the demons that I realized were lurking in the closets and trying to get out of the mirrors.
hahahahadrugsvodkaCAFFEINEpotHOLY SHIT THERES DEMONS IN THE MIRRORparanoia - not funcan't sleep... clown'll eat me

 
51

Wishes Denied

 
To drink a double strength pot of coffee and get some work done this Friday!
It's now Sunday and I havent slept yet
CAFFEINEMORE COFFEEAWAKEI AM AWAKEI hope you spent the entire time just staring at your computer screen and vibrating

 


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