ended up at the mall at 7am trying to buy a poster. no stores were open but there was old women in the middle of the mall jazzersizing with huge rubberbands. after i quit lauging uncontrolably i joined them till the mall opened... and i forgot my poster
drinking bacardi taking acid then going to a party
throwin up on the birthday girl..eating all of the toothpaste thinking it was icing and punching the cake because it was talkin shit BONUS: woke up in the bathroom surrounded by a pair of blond girls and one guy with a rubber ball in his mouth while the water was running over us (im a straight female)
Decided to take acid after high school graduation ceremony, while having my girlfriend cry all over me out of joy.
Ended up fucking the school mascot, fortunately it was a chick, fortunately, i fucked her in front of my girlfriend. Bonus result: i now have two girlfriends, WIN!!
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taking some strong acid with 3 friends at disneyland..
one of them lost his mind on the nemo ride.. yelling, hitting the people behind and next to us, climbing on the ride conductor thinking he was in a movie.. FBI came (yes disneyland has their own FBI), took my friend to the hospital, let the rest of go and we got on the rest of the rides.