Got wasted at my place with some mates to celebrate end of uni exams. When I awoke the next morning I discovered that the blinds to the window at the front of my house that overlooked the main road and been mysteriously removed. It was only when a motorcycle cop stopped as they drove by did I realise that I was naked.
Decided "Fuck it, if I'm up for public indecency may as well make it worthwhile". As the cop walked up to the house I started flexing. When I answered the front door completely naked still the cop had removed HER helmet. Flirted shamelessly whilst in the buff with her and eventually she stopped trying to give me a ticket and started flirting back.
An hour later I had made that pig squeal.
Sargent Rachael comes by every Saturday afternoon now.
Still haven't worked up the courage to tell her that I think she gave me herpes.
that's it. pack it up. we're done here. this man won PoorDecisions. lolsdoin' itthis is literally the greatest submission I have ever readFUCK YEAHyou are my heromade that pig squealpublic indecencyCOPS HERE? PANTS OFF? WORKS FOR ME.doin' it rightscheduled doin' itdoin' it with a member of law enforcementif this doesn't get a thousand upvotes I have lost faith in my own systembe sure to get back to us with how the herpes talk goes over 
