PoorDecisions tagged as

did you go down to the airport bar again I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THERE

34

Worried Stares from Onlookers

 
getting shit faced drunk in an airport bar in alabama after droping my wife of
waking up ona plane to ohio screwing the stewerdess
uneditedblackoutyou mean like you woke up while doin' it?shit faced drunkdid you go down to the airport bar again I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THEREwaking up on a planestewerdessare you still shit faced drunk?spelling is for people who aren't busy screwing the stewerdess

 
15

On the ROFLdex

 
Drinking on an empty stomach.
Trying to piss on some guy and his luggage, pissing everywhere else. And I ruined a perfectly good pair of shorts, also I got a really bad hangover.
boozethere's a party in my pants. and urine...And also too as wellurinedid you go down to the airport bar again I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THEREyour stomach wasn't empty it was filled with semen

 


your ad here,
right now: