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THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN

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Arbitrary Numbers

 
decided to go celebrate my friends 21st birthday with him
waking up with 5 girls in bed with me... they are all pregnant

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People Who Understand Math

 
i decided to have a party with my frends when my parents werent home!
Lesbos getting really horny on the couch and started a threesome BONUS RESULT: Parents got home early and saw them BONUS BONUS RESULT: My mom asked if she could join!

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Sick Days Left At Work

 
going to school drunk on sunday i walked in and went to the class room
expeled

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Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

 
i thought i saw my neighbors cat in my yard so i chased it.
it was a very angry fisher cat actually. we had an epic lightsaber duel. i won.



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