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THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN

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Arbitrary Numbers

 
decided to go celebrate my friends 21st birthday with him
waking up with 5 girls in bed with me... they are all pregnant
lolsTHIS DIDN'T HAPPENfake. but high five anyway.doin' itSPERM CANNON

 
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People Who Understand Math

 
i decided to have a party with my frends when my parents werent home!
Lesbos getting really horny on the couch and started a threesome BONUS RESULT: Parents got home early and saw them BONUS BONUS RESULT: My mom asked if she could join!
lolsTHIS DIDN'T HAPPENROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONSGODDAMMIT MOM NOT AGAINlesbos on the couchyeah I totally believe every part of this and stuff.

 
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Sick Days Left At Work

 
going to school drunk on sunday i walked in and went to the class room
expeled
lolsare you still drunk?knowing how to spellexpeledTHIS DIDN'T HAPPENlittle known fact that if you show up to school when you're not supposed to THEY KICK YOU OUT FOR GOOD

 
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Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

 
i thought i saw my neighbors cat in my yard so i chased it.
it was a very angry fisher cat actually. we had an epic lightsaber duel. i won.
what is this i don't evenTHIS DIDN'T HAPPENdrugs?

 


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