Drink more than i ever had in my life because it was my 24th bday.
Busted my head, got humped by some chick in the parking lot of the bar, carried down a flight of stairs by some guy just to crawl back up them with my gf holding the neck of my shirt, and remembering all of this while puking my brains out into the porcelin God. Then said...I should submit this to PD...
I like your priorities
