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People That Like Turtles

 
Bought a guitar for my little cousin
He peed in it, and from then on, used it as an outdoor urinal, so he didnt have to come inside to pee. I just found said guitar, and it was... awful.
OH GODlolshahahahahe peed on your presentTAKE THAT GUITARoutdoor urinal? isn't that redundant?ewthat's gross

 
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Trash Cans Not Vomited Into

 
I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend. i told him i was going to the movies with my friends. & he wasnt ivited...
Him coming to the movies. in a mask. with a knife in hand. him foaming at the mouth & trying yo kill us. & we broke up..
THIS SEEMS LIKE A PERFECTLY NORMAL RELATIONSHIPOH GODrelationshitOH GOD WHYlolsdumbassshits crazy

 
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your mom

 
got drunk at a family party
woke up in bed with my older sister
OH GODdoin' itdoin' it with your sisterthat's grossseriously that's fucking grossyou're going to hellewoops

 


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