Got really drunk at a party at my parents house
Hooked up with a marine on my parents couch and humped his leg.
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Drinking at a Tokyo "all you can drink" bar for six hours straight.
Got into a drunken brawl in the street, almost killed someone via strangulation, surrounded by nineteen cops, convinced cops to let me go so I could catch the last train home... they apologized for delaying me.
BONUS RESULT: Returned to America to discover I had phoned a friend and left a voicemail detailing my battle and victory in a drunk ramble.
