Went to an Alice in Wonderland party in a barn without my boyfriend.
German girl takes underwear off in my face then wets herself. I drink a lot of vodka to forget that happening. THEN make out with a gay guy dressed as alice, break up with boyfriend, make out with a guy(OR GIRL?) called cameron(?), lose both my shoes in separate fields, wake up on bench in town despite party being 12 miles away from civilization, don't remember ANYTHING for several days afterward and can't understand why I am single. Understand now.
seriously what the fuck
