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Dollars of Net Profit Last Night

 
Going to the bar with my ex.
Me drinking til blackout, screaming I'm pregnant, and throwing my car key into a pile of leaves that i had recently caught on fire.
UPDATE YOUR DAMN APPscreaming about pregnancies usually results in flaming leaf pilesBURN KEYS BURNwere you really pregnant?that's not how to abortionlolsboozeblackouthammertimeI like how it was relevant that you went with your ex (hint: it wasn't)

 


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