PoorDecisions tagged as

destruction of property

-96

Friends Left After Last Night

 
Was hungry.
Opening a can of spam finding out that my favorite football team scored, and threw the can at the tv, broken tv not good.
dumbasslolswhy the hell were you eating spamwhy the hell did your team winning make you maddestruction of propertyyou're an idiotI'M SO PLEASED I COULD SMASH SOMETHING

 
98

Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
We got drunk as fuck and watched James Bond: Die Another Day. Afterwards we decided to see if it was possible to "take out" a wall using an oxygen tank and a hammer...
First degree burns, 90 days in jail, being put on the "terrorist" watch list, paying thousands of dollars in legal fees and fines.
boozelolsdestruction of propertythis is probably not true but how the fuck did you even come up with thisARE YOU PIERCE BROSNAN?!?? I LOVED YOU IN MARS ATTACKS

 
10

Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
Pre-gaming a friend's party.
Doing a front flip into a lamp.
boozedollarsdestruction of propertyCaptain'swinning the party

 
14

Miles per ROFL

 
Trying to scare a friend with a horse mask.
Lost balance and fell into a wall. Landlord not happy.
lolsdestruction of propertyhorse mask

 
228

Drug Cartels Now Searching for the Author of This Post

 
Punching holes in friends' ceiling.
Holes in friends' ceiling.
boozedestruction of propertyholesthat's enough LeBoeuf

 
-1

On the LOLometer

 
Destroying ex-roommate's belongings and egging her window and car.
Getting arrested.
boozedestruction of propertyeggsthe law

 


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