Giving a blowjob from an awkward angle.
Semen in my nasal cavities.
PoorDecisions tagged as
lols
that's gross
-60
Responsibilities Taken Seriously
Went to fast food restaurant drunk
Laughed at japanese folks and stole chips and softdrinks
-34
People Who Understand Math
fussing with an cook @ mcdonalds!
my hamburger had sme suspicious things about it!
45
LOLrus Bukkits
Going to visit that foreign chick I play online games with. Not ever being told she was married until I met the husband.
Getting the shit scared out of me a few days later when lying in said chicks bed by her husband storming up the stairs. Having to flee back out of the country.
64
Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent
Walking around work with a hard cock.
Being fired for sexual harassment.
73
Futures Destroyed
Went on vacation for a month and let my dad take care of my house.
Came home to a note saying he was sorry for using up all my condoms and lube, and that if I give him a bill for new sheets, he'll pay me back.
Later Result: Kept getting messages for two weeks from some woman named Janelle in my voicemail for my dad.
105
Shots of Jaeger
Going out with my male best friend and his girlfriend to get wasted at a bar.
Went back to his place trashed and had a threesome. Went down on a girl for my first time and threw up in her snatch.
