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OW MY DICK

6

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
popped a zit/ingrown hair lookin thing on my dick
bled like a stuck pig for 30 mins with excruciating pain bonus result: no nookie for at least a week till it healed
lolsgrossOW MY DICKi'm assuming you weren't gonna get "nookie" for at least a month anywaywho the fuck calls it nookie?not doin' it

 
29

Explanations Demanded

 
letting my girlfriend use hand lotion instead of lube to finish me off
infection reaching from my dick to my kindeys
lolsholy fucking owwhat the shitI feel like that isn't a direct result but goddamnTHATS GROSSOW MY DICK

 
44

Futures Destroyed

 
being uncircumcised with boner unzipping pants before sex
getting foreskin caught in zipper and scaring away girl
ow ow ow owowthat's grossOW MY DICKWHAT THE FUCK WHYzippers are evilholy fucking owdid i mention ow?

 
180

Futures Destroyed

 
decided to try anal with my girlfiend for the first time
slipped off the Bed and Broke my penis. 3000+ in medical Bills
OW MY DICK

 
84

HA Granules

 
ignoring the slightly broken braces on my girlfriend
Stabbed penis.
owfuck shit owthat's grossdoin' itdoin' it with mouthOW MY DICK

 


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