Decided to drink with my buddys driift friends who happen to be marines.
Drinking one cup of wiki tiki, shot of white lightning, a few blunts to the face chasing a cat with a car, swam in a flooded street, stole a 240, got ass kicked for stealing car and waking up just now to find no facial hair at all and a sharpie cock on my forehead.
what's a driift friend
