PoorDecisions tagged as

girls are not to be trusted

105

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
Got drunk at a hockey game.
Hooked up with my roommates boss from McDonalds, got VD from her, and she stole my jacket.

66

Gallons of LMAOnade

 
Gave my girlfriend my keys so she could run to the store. Friends laughed and said that women shouldnt drive trucks, saying it was only for a real man.
Said girlfriend t-boning another car and another car smacking into her from behind. Friends lauging in the background, girlfriend breaking up with me for hanging out with them. Down 4 grand in repairs and single again



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