went to a public pool
AIDS
PoorDecisions tagged as
that's gross
sounds about right
24
Orders of General LMAO's
went to the blue man group sat in the front row
had a condom full of paint burst all over me
23
Drunken Shenanigans
Going home after the dentist with novacaine and thinking that i would be able to play didgeridoo really well because of my relaxed face.
Spit all over my shirt... and the couch...and the clean clothes... and the cat... and the floor.
15
Lowered Expectations
after an hour of not being able to sleep...
i think i heard my brother fappn in the same room
4
Really Awkward Mornings
using a public toilet. (it was an emergency ok? I really needed to go!)
smelled horrible and the toilet seat was warm. i feel violated! =(
13
Futures Destroyed
Agreeing to run a cash register at my place of employment to help out when it got busy
had to keep my composure while standing two feet away from a guy who had to run and grab ANOTHER family-size container of lice shampoo...for only himself... BONUS RESULT feeling itchy every time I go near a register
5
Wishes Denied
letting a chihuahua scrach my foot while i was watching tv
when i looked down the chihuahua looked and acted like it was humping me , his penis was erect, and i got fucked by a chihuahua
18
Babbies Formed
Parked car in drive overnight and didn't get up until mid-day.
Dead baby chick lands on roof of car and welds itself to the roof so that it's almost impossible to remove. BONUS RESULT: When driving on a car park with lots of people, everybody stares at me in a sort of disgusted fashion, as though I chose to keep the bird up there as a gruesome mascot or abstract statement on vegetarianism.
45
Broken Condoms
Jizzing in my girls mouth
She grabbed me and kissed me before swallowing. We effectively shared my jizz.. EW
