talking a huge imprtant test
failed because i wrote TROLOLLOLOLOL for every answer
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Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State
To gatecrash an open-bar wedding after drinking at a friend's.
Becoming involved in conga lines, discussing how I met the couple with their parents drunkenly and it working and falling sideways off the bus seat on the way home.
142
Pairs of LOLerskates
Not understanding what my mate meant when he said "We're drinking Irish tonight!" on Friday night.
Waking up on Monday morning in my mate's garage with a black eye, my ex girlfriend's best friend naked on top of me, an empty bottle of baileys and no recollection of the events leading up to this situation.
129
Holes In Friends' Ceiling
Drinking at a Tokyo "all you can drink" bar for six hours straight.
Got into a drunken brawl in the street, almost killed someone via strangulation, surrounded by nineteen cops, convinced cops to let me go so I could catch the last train home... they apologized for delaying me.
BONUS RESULT: Returned to America to discover I had phoned a friend and left a voicemail detailing my battle and victory in a drunk ramble.
32
Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State
Drinking an entire handle of rum at a party.
Tying people together with plastic wrap, and accusing everyone of yelling at me in techno.
51
Shotgun Weddings
Clearing my Liquor stock in one go.
Woke up at my uncle's place halfway across the planet with a killer hangover, the flight attendant's number and broke.
