PoorDecisions tagged as

you're kinda a slut

27

Broken Promises

 
sleeping with the sexiest coworker, hearing a tap at the window i decide to answer his door naked
his girlfriend of two years asking if i was there for her man or his brother....
you're kinda a slutaww what a drag dudelolsso what'd you say?doin' it with people dating other peopledoin' it

 
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On the LOLometer

 
didnt check my mail because i was lazy
had sex with a guy friend so they would buy me food.. turned out my aunt sent me $200
you're kinda a slutdoin' itdoin' it for foodprostitutionlols

 
65

Unnecessary MySQL Queries

 
Going to a wedding with an open bar.
Drinking way too much, trying to give the groom a lap dance, showing everyone how i can drop it low and waking up the next morning in bed with my friends uncle now he won't stop caling.
boozelolsdoin' ityou're kinda a slutyou're now your friends aunti hope to god you're a girldoin' it with members of an unintended family

 
17

On the ROFLdex

 
Just wanted to go swimming after work with 1 friend...
Ended up inviting almost everyone at work , got wasted , my friend got mad at me for showing her old crush my boobs . 2 weeks later : my boyfriend finds out about all of this and breaks my brand new phone.... I loved that phone.
boozelolsdumbassBOOBSYOU HAVE AWESOME PRIORITIESyou're kinda a slut

 


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