Celebrating turning 23, my first single birthday in 3 years, with 4 pitchers of beer and 11 tequila-and-hot-sauce shots on an empty stomach.
Throwing up on an ATM, inside of a cab, the dormitory stairs, my friend's bed, the women's washroom, finally becoming aware of myself around 6 a.m. and dry heaving in random campus bathrooms for the next seven hours.
booze
