PoorDecisions tagged as

wtf

31

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
decided to give a really hot football guy that has liked me since freshman year a chance. we went to dinner, a movie, and i dropped him off at his house after and i went into his room.
he has about a million beanie babies. BONUS RESULT: He asked me if i had any he could have.
directed by M Night Shyamalanlolsbeanie babieswtffootball guys LOVE beanie babiesa date ending in stuffed animals if you catch my drift

 
39

you're adopted

 
I came home from my friends house early
I found my girlfriend cheating on me...with my dog
lolsthat's fucked up. seriously.wtfdoin' it with dogdid just fuck a dog.THAT BITCH. Wait was the dog a girl dog too? Because there's a joke in that somewhere I swear

 
-12

People Who Understand Math

 
dkurf: I EAT PAJAMAS
WHATS WRONG WITH ME
hahahahawhat the fuck?FUCK YEAHlolsi actually lol'ed reading thiswhat is this i don't evenwtfwhaaaaaaatthat is weird

 
29

Broken Condoms

 
A couple buddys and i played a practical joke by putting on ski masks and jumpin our friend with bats as he left work
He ran away and we ended up in the police station getting asked where we hid our victim
are you... retarded?lolsdumbassthe lawthreatening violencewtfhahahaha

 
29

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
Offered to drop a bunch of stuff off at my boss's house because he was stuck in a meeting with the higher ups.
Ended up catching his wife naked, had sex with her several times, and now she holds that over me. She always wants me to go down on her. She's hot. But her pussy stinks.
hahahahawtfstinky vaginas? grossthat's grossoh no a lady wants to have sex with you BOO HOOdumbasscareer decisions

 
25

Glasses of Whiskey

 
Trying to feed pet rabbitt food from my hand.....
In rabbitt chewing on my finger nearly bitting it off... refusing to let go... hospital. stitches. tramatized... get rid of rabbitt..
fuck rabbitswtfowDIE BUNNY RABBIT

 
19

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
Being a mouse.
Eating lots of tin foil because I'm so fucking stupid.
lolswtfmousefoilinedible

 
17

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
Drank a 30 of Miller Lite by myself.
Waking up in a puddle in a tent in the wrong half of Massachusetts.
boozetentwtfHOW DID I GET HERE

 


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