finally had sex on my 16th b-day
got pregnant. bonus result: mom is really pissed off at my stepfather
PoorDecisions tagged as
wow. just wow.
seriously what the fuck
140
Bottles of Asprin
Brought my boyfriend home for the weekend to meet the folks.
Found out that both my boyfriend and my dad are bi when I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
-21
Miles per ROFL
Walking into an apartment drunk that wasn't mine.
Getting fingered and and fucked on the balcony then trashing my next door neighbors apartment, turns out it's my apartment and I have to pay $50,000 for everything I broke.
-38
Cubic Centimeters of Dignity Remaining
Getting on here
Getting slapped by girlfriend because I was caught on a story about fingering a girl.
-371
Miles per ROFL
Taking 2 1/2 xanex bars, 3 1/2 30 mg oxycontin, 11 ambein, eating 15 cents, and smoking a bunch of dope.
Sobered up got pissed and thew up black shit :/ haha fun day though.
-15
Life Goals Accomplished
Doing blow.
Bloody nose destroyed my house blacking out and it burns when i pee.
106
Babbies Formed
Me and my female friend were dating 2 guys who are friends, so we had them come over and bring some booze.
Then after the alcohol was gone we were all having sex, I wanted to switch it up a bit. I yelled SWITCH, the guys switched girls, needless to say I married her original partner. He was a better lay.
-21
Miles per ROFL
Making your own girlfriend with sex toys and other stuff.
You are fucking it "she" and then somebody catch U.
74
On the LOLometer
Drinking with my wife's mom.
Waking up the next morning in her moms bed and her mom exclaiming did u wear a condom.....i may be the father of my wife's new sibling.
