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whiskey richard

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your mom

 
Drank half bottle of scotch before going into the strip club after getting paid.
Spent $600 desperately trying to keep it up then couldn't even climax after 2 hours of dry humping
I think you confused strip club with brothelwhiskey richard

 
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LOLs per Million

 
decided to invite the guy i'm seeing back to mine after night out; we were both pretty drunk
he couldnt get it to stay up so he said he'd concentrate on me... so much fingering OWWW MY VAGINA
lolsdumbasswhiskey richardboozeOWWW MY VAGINABLAST IT WITH FINGERSwhat does he have really bad dry skin or something

 
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Holes In Friends' Ceiling

 
my friends and i go to one of their girlfriend's house to drink and smoke weed. i decided to steal her roomates bottle of grey goose and drink most of it straight no chaser.
woke up next to her fat sister. learned later i was so wasted i couldnt get an erection so i gave he oral sex. butt of my friends jokes for months
lolsTHATS GROSSdoin' it with fattiesdoin' it with mouthhahahahadon't question it just run and don't ever tell anyone...oh wait too late you told the internetvodkawhiskey richard

 
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Alcohol Induced Comas

 
Drank 2 bottles (1.5 liters) of wine during a party, trying to get courage enough for going after this girl I had a huge crush on.
I got the girl, we made out all night, then went up to a room, but... I was to drunk to keep an erection. She ditched me and told about the incident with her girlfriends. No booty for me for a long time.
boozelolswinewhiskey richardbad penis! no booty! very bad penis!tryin' to doin' itliquid courage

 


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