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where the fuck is my me

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LOLs per Million

 
drunk karaoke at the local pub
i think blacking out in a middle of a group song and shitting myself.
hahahahai love how you're not sureI THINK I POOPED MYSELF DID I POOP MYSELFpoopwhere the fuck is my melolsdumbass

 
123

Broken Promises

 
Going to a rave.
Waking up in ohio i live in D.C. wtf did i do.
lolsdumbasswhere the fuck is my meyou guys sure seem to have problems with ravesdrugs probably

 
20

BONUSE RESOLTS

 
Decided to go out drinking with some friends.
Got wasted as fuck and woke up in the bathroom with one of those urinal cakes in my mouth, and it wasn't even the same club I started at, no clue how I got there.
boozelolsdumbassTHATS GROSSawesomewhere the fuck is my meLET THEM EAT URINAL CAKES

 
16

Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School

 
Drinking a whole bottle of Skyy vodka.
Sleeping outside on a giant dirt pile with my phone 20 feet away. Not knowing where I am. And being so drunk I couldn't get down. And ended up calling the cops to get me down.
boozelolsvodkadumbasswhere the fuck is my phonewhere the fuck is my medid you drink alone on a giant dirt pile? sweet Saturday night

 


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