Peeing in the dark then turning on the lights
OMG YELLOW EVERWHARR ITS LIEK CHRISTMAS YELLOW GOLD PURTTTY COLORS OMG EVERWHARRRR
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what the fuck?
what the fuck?
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Orders of General LMAO's
Posting my phone number in a PD comment thread in response to some girls talking about how they want to fuck the tag writers, along with the eloquently worded note: "if yall are females ill fuck da shit out yall and have you cant feel yo legs n goin for another round"
Let's find out. 2293105656
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Really Awkward Mornings
went to the mall on shrooms!!
sitting in spencers on a weed plant bench laughing my ass off because i seen a bunch of dildos!! then getting 6 orange julius!!!
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Wishes Denied
Surprised my mom on her birthday by sneaking into her house to give her flowers and presents.
Found out that my mom is having a healthy sexual relationship with a woman twenty years older than her.
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Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing
decided to drink as much water as i could
at first,vomit. then 3 hours llater taking a piss that was 3:14:5... i timed it with my stopwatch.
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Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School
Got drunk with friends at a nightclub down by the docks.
Woke up on a naval vessel under a bunch of Canadian guys. Too scared to resist getting a reacharound from one of the sailors afterwards.
