PoorDecisions tagged as

butthurt

-10

Miles per ROFL

 
went to the er for a toothache that wouldnt stop and got a toradol injection
my tooth stopped hurting BUT MY ASS IS KILLIN ME!

71

Average Value of LMAO

 
Getting blasted at a party, accepted an offer to "experiment"
Found out I am DEFINITELY NOT GAY. Butt hurts.

27

Glasses of Whiskey

 
Selecting generic tissue paper over expensive soft brand.
Going to the hospital and being treated for anal ruptures on sensitive areas.

33

Confused Stares

 
Deciding to spend my 20th birthday drinking far too much with my best friend.
Getting fucked by my best friend, learning I enjoyed it. Turned gay. Getting disowned by my family and moving in with my best friend. Also, Butt Hurts.



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