PoorDecisions tagged as

BUSHES

4

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
Me and my friends birthday's are one day apart so we decided to celebrate by going to the bar and buying each other shots.
Blacking out somewhere between bar 2 and 3. Refusing rides home from sober people. Crawling through the bushes on the way home with pants undone. Police picking me up and driving me back home to my extremely pissed off roommates. Woke up to about 15 messages asking if I needed a ride home from jail.
BUSHESbirthdaying pretty hardsounds like you did it rightdual birthdays == dual funshotsbarsOH NO ITS THE COPS oh wait no its notfuck pants

 
20

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
Drinking a liter of vodka, straight, in less than 2 hours, and not sharing.
Asking everyone where Mr. Bread went, throwing up in the bushes, and trying to ride a German Shepard
boozelolsvodkaBUSHESMr. BreadGerman Shepherd Riding

 
24

Accidental Pregnancies

 
Walking around picking up people's drinks and chugging them.
Laying on a walkway throwing up, telling everyone I was just watering the bushes.
boozeowlolsBUSHES

 


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