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Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

 
At a 21st birthday party, had many shots, smoked a ton of weed, and then drove around for a half hour.
vomiting in my driveway and covering it in grass, thinking it was clean.
lolspukeboozedrugsweeddrivin drunk...classicshotshiding anything under grass makes it disappearITS OKAY THEYLL JUST THINK THE GRASS GOT SICKthis is the correct method to 21st birthday.

 
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Cubic Centimeters of Dignity Remaining

 
Me and my best friend having a nice evening at this guy's condo.
Drinking 5 bottles of Mike's. Smoking weed, twice. Dancing with my dress going up 2 inches every minute. Grinding on 3 different guys and then me and my bestie for all 5 not remembering anyones name. Oops.
doin' it?boozeweeddrugsa nice eveninglolsWOW those five Mike's must have gotten you HAMMEREDWHO ARE YOU PEOPLEskankin'please tell me you're a girl

 
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Accidental Pregnancies

 
Going to a rave in an abandoned warehouse in Nashville TN and drinking rum, smoking weed, taking acid, taking shrooms, taking more acid, and lots more rum.
Waking up in an abandoned warehouse in KY with no memory. My friend who was texting told me the last message from me was "shit dude shiiit" I now have to hitch hike back before my parents find out.
boozelolsshroomsdumbassdrugsrumget back to us with the details when you find them outacidweedALL OF THE DRUGShitchhikingshit dude shiiit

 
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Metric Tons of Self Respect

 
Smoking some weed then playing baseball.
Chasing a bird then falling in a pond.
lolsdumbassdrugshahahahahaweeddid you catch it?if you catch it you can keep itHOMERUN!

 


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