PoorDecisions tagged as

booze

40

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Drank too much wine again
My friends waxed off my pubes and glued them to my eyebrows.
hahahahaexcellentwineboozegood friends

 
24

Shotgun Weddings

 
got really drunk lastnight
ended up eating toothpaste thinking it was astronaut food
it is astronaut foodFUCK YEAHlolsdumbassbooze

 
11

Explanations Demanded

 
eating a burrito, snickers, m&ms, coke, and a four loko before i hadto march
puking like shoop da whoop, for 10 minutes
puking like shoop a whooplolsboozedumbassSO MUCH THINGS IN STOMACH

 
13

Broken Condoms

 
playin kinect while drunk
well the bad news is that my room is a giant fuckin wreck and i cannot seem to find the kinect sensor anywhere. the good news is that i found my headphones that i lost last month in this big mess!
lolsboozedumbasskinectvidja gamesstupid

 
18

People That Like Turtles

 
decided to chug a premixed bottle of long island iced tea. passed out with my then boyfriend watching.
woke up naked with head in the toilet, then in the tub and finally in the bed. was told i slept with 2 girls when his friends came by and then that he was kidding. Bonus: ran into his friend who exclamed... is this the naked hotel chick? You MARRIED her?!?!? yea me... im still not sure what really happened. married 12 yrs now...
lolsboozelol long island iced teablackoutwhat. the. fuck.naked hotel chickdoin' it with members of the same gender...maybewat

 
12

Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

 
Drinking 2 hefty bottles of vodka on as many hours in a rock festival.
Breaking my friends ankle, threatening people with crocodiles if they did no do what I told them to do, tried to climb to the stage because the band was 5min late and getting thrown into a lake by security guards because of it.
lolsboozehefty bottlesvodkaowMY CROCODILE WILL SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT YOUR MOTHERlakes: easier than prison

 
-2

People That Still Like You

 
Drank too much wine...again!
No crapping in the fishtank this time. Passed out in the back yard naked covered in mud. Apparently the dust bunnies told me to bury my clothes because they were secretly consuming me. BONUS RESULT: My clothes were not in the hole, I had to walk home....naked..sigh! I think I should quit drinking.
lolsdumbassboozewineno crapping in the fishtank this timeblackoutthis makes no sensewalk home nakedwait...what?this did not happenQUITTING IS FOR QUITTERS

 
11

LOLs per Million

 
Drank too much wine....again!
Crapped in some dudes fish tank, all the fish apparently died..
hahahahaFUCK YEAHwinedead fishyou're kind of an assholeit's ok it's funnylolsdumbassbooze

 
-9

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
dating an alcoholic
planned on a "romantic" night and ended up laying in bed listening to him snore while passed out :( not exactly what i had in mind
boozelolsdumbassit was pretty romantic for himsounds more like average dude behavior

 
16

Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
Went to Mexico for summer vacation.
Got krabs, broke up with my boyfriend, and I accidentally bought a coffin while inebriated.
hahahai accidentally a coffinlolsdumbassboozemore like mexican'tlolwut

 


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