PoorDecisions tagged as

BONUSE RESOLT

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Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

 
deciding to ride my bike from my grandmas house to dallas, (200 miles away)
crawling across the side of a highway, broken leg. Bonus Result: waking up in someones backyard surrounded by police officers
lolsthe lawI assume no mind altering substances were involved in this decisionBONUSE RESOLTWAS IT YOUR GRANDMA'S BACKYARDI hope it was your own backyard and you hallucinated the whole thing

 
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LOLrus Bukkits

 
Tried to use poordecisions.net's tags to find hilarious posts.
Confusion, frustration, and rage. BONOSE RESELT: if i spell 'bonus result' incorrectly, no one will ever find this post once it's no longer on the front page
mission accomplishedpoordecisions poordecisionBONUS RESULTBONUSE RESOLTBONOSE RESELTBONER RESOLVElolsyeah our tagging system is clearly useful

 
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Cubic Centimeters of Dignity Remaining

 
Helping out a friend up a hill on my quad because he panicked and froze half way up.
Standing on front of quad to weigh him down so he wouldn't flip back, he hit throttle, I hit ground and then to add insult he ran me over..dislocated knee torn acl, mcl all ligaments, tendons, hyper extension of knee and fracture of knee..laid me up for 6 weeks..BONUS...friend still laughing claimed an accident.
owdumbasslolthat's what you get for helping your friendgetting run overBONUSE RESOLTfriends don't let friends drive over friendsfucking ow

 


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