Brother took acid from strange neighbors.
I had to comfort him and promise that the trees were NOT running across the street to get him and steal his clothes.
recent PoorDecisions
the trees were crossing the street to steal his clothes though
40
Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO
Drank too much wine again
My friends waxed off my pubes and glued them to my eyebrows.
22
Charges of First-Degree HAHA
Getting a kitten and be very excited
This thing won't stop pooping. I feel like her poop slave with the amount I shovel on a daily basis. How can something so small poop such quantities?
-38
Dollars of Net Profit Last Night
SMOKING SUM REGGIE ND BEING NORMAL FOR ABOUT 10Mins ND THEN N THA NXT MIN I WSZ LAFFN AT EVRYTHING ND WSZ TRYNA GET FUXED BY THA IDIOT THT SOLD IT TO ME OUTSIDE BY THA WAYY ND WE WERE ON LYING UP AGAINST MY FRIENDS PARENTS VAN THATS A 91 GOLD PONTIAC LMFAO WOW
EXTRA HORNEY VERY PARANOID ND SPENT LYK 10DOLLLARS AT MCDONALDS SMH
20
Prokchop Sandwiches
went to my cousin's friend's party , at which of course i drank a little bit
woke up with a cupcake shoved up my ass. God knows what else i could've done last night...
5
Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent
opening up PD
no updates.. fuck you, fuck your site, fuck your juice box, fuck your couch and fuck your hand
-11
Days Since Last Accident
less than 1% of the world can say the oposite words of the following in less than 30 seconds (allways never from take them down)
;)
-11
Trash Cans Not Vomited Into
didnt click it
i got a ticket :-( obey the laws!!! and the world will be a better place!!....sike!!! do watever your crazy heart desires!!!
-5
People Who Understand Math
Going to art school expecting to get laid.
All the guys are gay.
Going lesbian to get laid.
Wondering why the world needs men anymore.
